AWAP [ewæp] (Ant Walking Alligator People)
COLLECTIVE NOUN
Name given by survivors of Hiroshima to people horrifically disfigured by the atomic blast.
A five-piece band of brothers forced together by fate and bad luck to play massive riffs, catchy hooks and spit angry bile on behalf of the voiceless. Oh, and to grin like bastards whilst doing it.
[Insert ellaborate backstory]
A Total Rocker.
Thinks Gen X means General eXhibitionism.
Gym bro.
Known for: The Mattcave
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Known for: Failed Humanity
Things you should know about FT:
We can't explain what FT means in polite company.
Usually the quiet one at the back.
Mermaid hair.
Like all gingers, doesn't have a soul.
Known for: The Rest is Silence, Varma Pilots, Confusing drum stands with trumpets in the roight loight
Departed the band in 2021.
